What would Mr. Stuttaford or Mr. Dreher say?

A few days ago, as I walked Mr. Puppy to the park, we were chased for about 40 yards down the hill by a rolling Dr Pepper can. It made quite a racket too. The swirling wind blew it across the street away from us and back to our side of the street before it finally came to a stop. As we walked by on the way back, it was gone.