This or That Tuesday!

1. Cats or dogs?

Dogs, natch.

2. Butterflies or birds?

Birds (for the singing)

3. Horses or cows?

Horses as companions, cows as dinner.

4. Turtles or snakes?

Turtles – they’re less likely to bite!

5. Frogs or grasshoppers?

Frogs. No particular reason.

6. Lions or tigers?

Two crummy sports teams from Michigan, but I like baseball better than football so I guess I’ll say tigers.

7. Elephants or mice?

When did the Clinton party abandon the jackass for the mouse as their symbol? Oh, my mistake. Elephant anyway.

8. Porcupines or aardvarks?

Aardvarks since that’s such a fun word to say and spell.

9. Unicorns or dragons?

Dragons. You never know when you might need a light.

10. Thought-provoking question of the week: You live in a rather dumpy apartment. A friend offers you a chance to be a roommate at a new place s/he is moving into, but they don't allow pets. You have a pet. Do you find your pet a new home and take the new place, or do you keep your pet and stay put?

Keep the critter and the den.