With Apologies Where Due (and no claims regarding the eschatological end of the man quoted below)

A Marx smarter than Karl Marx once famously said that he didn't want to be part of any club that would have someone like him as a member.

Two recent disputes among folks who call themselves Catholics have become so overheated that a party will pronounce an adversary as being enemies of the Church.

I carry Groucho's observation a bit farther. I don't want to be part of a Church that includes forms of excommunication other than those established by Christ.